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theinsaneeraserPairings: Mentions of Balthazar/Castiel, Dean/Castiel, Lucifer/Michael and Gabriel/Sam
Other Characters: Kari, Jas
Genres: CRACK!
Rating: G
Spoilers: Spoilers for 6x03
Warnings: RANDOMSHITIDEK, Um...yeah...read at your own risk XD
Word count: 441
Summary: but this, this had given her a whole new playground.
Author Notes: This...this all steemed off TWO conversations I had after 6x03...it is completely random and I blame
angeltrenchcoat and casiedearestfic. I love you Jas! XD *ducks and hides* Kari had just finished watching episode three ‘The Third Man’ of Supernatural Season six and her mind was full of wonderful slashy thoughts. So, she set to work to write down her slashy-porn thoughts down on paper so she could update her Livejournal that seemed to be overwhelmed by Michael slash Lucifer as of late with something brand new and shiny. See, her muse with Castile slash Dean was…well it was dead to put it bluntly but this, this had given her a whole new playground.
Just not where it should have.
Instead of writing many fics about Dean and Cas’ “Profound Bond” she set up to write Balthazar slash Castiel wall sex, be cause really, who could say no to wall sex?
“Kaaaaaaaaaari!”
Kari was drawn our of her slashy-porn thoughts by her fellow supernatural slash-writer Jas. She had to blink a few times and remove her mind from the gutter – well, from where It was in the gutter right now, she could never remove it entirely – so she could answer her friend in a non-sexual manner.
“Yes?” she replied with dazed eyes as she tried to reel back into reality.”
“What are you writing?” Jas asked tentatively as she peeked over Kari’s shoulder before tilting her head. “Whoa, whoa, whoa what is this?”
“Fan fiction.” Kari supplied with a chuckle.
“I know that but what is this” she waved her hand at the screen.
“Oh, it’s Bal slash Cas wall sex.”
“Kari, have you seen the latest episode?”
“Yes, that’s wh-”
“Did you watch it very carefully?”
“Yeeeees, Jas wh-”
“Did you or did you not hear Cas say him and Dean had a Profound Bond?”
“Yes,” Kari drawled, “I did.”
“Okay, then please tell me why you are writing this?” she pointed at the screen. “You can not to that to Cas, Cas only has eyes for Dean, and Dean needs Cas because they have a Profound Bond.”
Kari sighed and rolled her eyes.
“Jaaaas, it’s wall sex and it’s hot wall sex!”
“Dean and Cas can have wall sex, and Impala sex.” Jas countered. “Profound Bond Kari, it’s cannon!”
By this time Kari wanted to hit her head off the keyboard.
“Actually not no-“
“Profound Bond. Cas said it on the show. It’s canon.”
“Okay, okay it’s canon but Jas…I’m writing fan fiction, meaning non-canon.”
“But, but you’ll still role play Dean slash Cas with me right?”
“Of course.” Kari smiled. “As long as you’ll still role play Sam slash Gabe with me.”
“Deal.”
And so the two slashy fan-girls lived happily ever after.
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on 2010-10-16 11:53 am (UTC)If it's any consolation, I'm with you on the 'any slash is good slash' thing XD
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on 2010-10-16 11:55 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-10-16 12:50 pm (UTC)~Mab
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on 2010-10-16 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2010-10-16 07:55 pm (UTC)But you DO know that seriously, I'm cool with Bal/Cas. I'm cool with all pairings, really, even if they squick me *coughcoughsassycoughcough* FREE SHIPPING FOR ALL.
I'm sure your Bal/Cas wall sex was mouth-wateringly sexy. ♥
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on 2010-10-17 12:55 am (UTC)Yush, I know. I was just reading your reaction and then THIS popped into my head. *sassysquicksmetoo*
Oh, It was XD