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Title: Fine Wine and Good Beer
Prompt: Shopping
Medium: Fic
Rating: PG
Warnings: mild language
Summary: Bobby and Crowley go shopping, but their ideas on alcohol are different, or so they think. Fic seven in [info]schmoop_bingo  

 
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He should have known he couldn’t take Crowley out places. Last time they had gone out and done things Bobby got banned from a public pool. Not that Bobby went there often anyways, Crowley just couldn’t behave himself. Still, they weren’t going anywhere where children would be, they were going shopping.

That was just as scary, he was taking Crowley shopping, like you would your wife or husband. He was getting really close to the demon…not, Crowley wasn’t a demon. He was something…else. He acted more humanish then a demon and he was great company; Demons made crappy company. He was self centered a bit and could get crabby but so could old men.

Like when Dean drinks the rest of the alcohol in the house and then disappears.

Which was why Bobby was out shopping with Crowley; he was shopping for more Alcohol. He was also contemplating shopping for some good flaying knives so Dean would know not to pull this stunt again, but he talked himself out of it. Crowley had offered to do it for him, but that was not going to be a good start on the I’m sleeping with a demon train.

Though Crowley had helped them out, so had Ruby. Crowley had good intentions though, and wasn’t trying to bring the end of the world, he was just trying to live it out to his best and rip the rewards. This wouldn’t mean anything to the Winchester boys; they had been burned to often by them. Bobby didn’t blame them; it just sort of made his life difficult.

Crowley would let the cat out of the bag sometime, and it wouldn’t be a smart way either.

“Now this is something you should get.” He lifted up a bottle of whine. “Alta Vista Premium Chardonnay 2008, easy going tropical fruit and vanilla.”

Bobby raised an eyebrow.

“Not the type of drink hunters indulge in, we prefer somethin’ a bit more, hangover-inducin’.”

Bobby picked up a six pack of Heinekens. “Like this, this is good beer.”

“There is nothing wrong with fine wine.” Crowley added and Bobby rolled his eyes. “I have good taste because I was rich, nothing wrong with that.”

“No, you’re right, but I can’t afford fine wine, not with the restocking I have to do.”

Crowley grinned and kissed him, he had a habit of kissing Bobby in public, or in bed, or anywhere really; the demon had no morals. Which was fine, because Bobby secretly liked it, no matter how much he’d bitch and complain to Crowley, and Bobby knew deep down inside Crowley secretly knew that; that’s why he always did it.

“I’ll pay for it; I still have some hidden funds somewhere I’m sure.” He started sorting through some cards. “Can’t let my hunter live on hard liquor forever, you need to enjoy the good things in life.”

Bobby turned to Crowley a smile on his lips as she shook his head, heading to the check out, adding some Whiskey –Jack, and Vodka to the cart.

Bobby was pretty sure he already did.


The End
 

on 2010-06-21 04:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
“Can’t let my hunter live on hard liquor forever, you need to enjoy the good things in life.”

Bobby turned to Crowley a smile on his lips as she shook his head, heading to the check out, adding some Whiskey –Jack, and Vodka to the cart.

Bobby was pretty sure he already did."


Epic shmoop! Crowley is taking care of Bobby but Bobby has all he wants with Crowley being in his life. Loved it.

What I really want now it to read the fic where Bobby tells the boys what is going on.LOL I am pretty sure that is not on your card but think about it. *makes Sam's puppy face #66*

on 2010-06-21 10:40 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
Yeah, I sort of loved that last line, I was surpirsed when I thought about it.

I have no idea what I was going to do with my Wild Crad, but now I do X3

Thanks, glad you liked it!

on 2010-06-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
OOOh I am lovin' you wild card now! LOL!

on 2010-06-21 08:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
will be last one I do unfortunitly. XD

on 2010-06-21 08:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
I get email notifications every time you write so I will not miss it and I am waiting with bated breath!

on 2010-06-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
I did post another Bobby/Crowley, but it is also mixed with Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabe, and its uber adorable XD It's called Choclate, Roses and Candy. X3

on 2010-06-21 09:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
OK are you psychic? I am reading your fics now! LOL! *smishes*

on 2010-06-21 09:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
>.> I have been known to glance into the unseen world XD Jking. XP

on 2010-06-21 09:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
Just don't come over and catch me naked. You would be scared for life! HAHA!

on 2010-06-21 09:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
Psh, Naw. Trust me, I've seen some pretty scaring things O.o Though I tend to be the one dishing the 'scaring for life'. XD I like Tramatizing little kids...hence the fic Tramatize them XDDD

on 2010-06-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
HAHA! Traumatizing kids takes a special talent. Like Kid!Crowley kissing another kid under the sliding board making a deal with a 7yr old. LOL!

on 2010-06-21 09:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
XD Yes, it does...but all I have to do is start talking about my fan-fics and the kids start running away screaming XP.

I had a friend who wrote me a specil fic for helping her with her sex scens...it was teenaged Crowley and Teenaged Bobby kissing un the bleachers, because Bobby didn;t know how to kiss and Crolwey taught him how for Karen XD!!!!!

on 2010-06-21 09:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] half-vulcan.livejournal.com
That is too awesome! That scene I mentioned someone actually wrote. It is a series where a witch blasted a spell that caught Crowley and Sam. Crowley is still old mentally in his 5 year old body. Sam really is 5. Dean caught Crowley under the slide and made him give the kid his soul back. Crowley was whining "He wasn't really using it anyway" very funny stuff.

on 2010-06-21 09:13 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
I know, it made me all fan-girly XD

XD Poor Sam, and well, Crowley would be awsome and he;d so rock it XD!

on 2010-06-21 10:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] nights-fang.livejournal.com
Oh they're so adorable here. Especially the last bit.

Also you're on a Crowley/Bobby roll. This is awesome. *hands you internet cookies*

on 2010-06-21 10:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
yeah, I love the last line too X3.

I am I am, next ones not going to a a bobby/Crowlery one though unfortunitly, but there will be more!

thanks for the comment!

on 2010-06-25 12:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rayhne.livejournal.com
Wonderful series!

Little typo rip the reward. I think you mean reap the rewards.

on 2010-06-25 03:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] theinsaneeraser.livejournal.com
lol, not so much series, just all for my schmoop_bingo! glad you like it.

thanks for the catch!

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