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Title: How To Kiss Episode Six: Hate
Prompt: Emotion: Hate
Medium: Fic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: BoyxBoy kissing
Summary: Dean turned to Sam who was watching Gabriel burry his face in his hands. Link to my Massive Archive of Bingos, Exchanges and BigBangs HERE

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Dean was getting suspicious of Sam and Gabriel; they were acting way to much like a couple; Dean did not approve. Sure Gabriel was now shacked up onto ‘Team-Free-Will’ and had helped them plenty of times, that didn’t mean he was ready to be all buddy buddy with the trickster-archangel. That also didn’t mean he trusted him with Sam. Sam had been burned in past relationships and Dean was pretty sure Gabriel wasn’t someone who was going to settle down.

“Hello, and welcome back to ‘How to Kiss’ Today we have two very special guests.” Raven smiled and there was a twinkle in her eyes that he had associated with Gabriel before he snapped them into a porno or something awful. “Please welcome Lucifer and Michael!”

All four of their heads whipped to the doors as Michael and Lucifer were shoved out of them; both wearing the same bracelet Cas and Gabriel were wearing to stop them from using their grace. Neither of them looked happy, and Michael was using Adam as his vessel. Dean watched Gabriel step in front of Sam, eyes glaring heavily at Raven, while Cas shifted closer to Dean. Raven smiled brightly at them all.

“They are neutered, no worries. We are not stupid like the Pagans, we Tricksters think a head and plan; and then we use that plan.” Raven waved her hand. “We don’t go on summing angels then getting ourselves killed.” She smirked.

Dean turned to Sam who was watching Gabriel burry his face in his hands.

“Gabriel?” both angels spoke, in big-brotherly tones, at once.

Dean raised an eyebrow and watched Gabriel throw on one of his trickster grins and leans back, but Dean could see he was freaking out; his eyes kept darting to every possible exit and he had a death grip on the edge of Sam’s shirt. He was actually feeling sorry for him, the guy had run away from heaven to escape his dickish brother – though he was a dick himself – and now they were having a family reunion on a ‘How to Kiss’ TV show.

“Hey Bro’s, how’s it hanging?” Gabriel moved both his arms behind his head. “Lucy, you should indulge in some face cream, you’re starting to look like a walking billboard for acid victims.”

“So, Today’s kiss is Hate.” Raven continued, interrupting something Michael was about to say. He sent her a glare but she shrugged it off. “And to demonstrate, the brothers of war!”

“No.” Michael and Lucifer said at the same time.

“If you don’t I’m going to leave you both in here with you’re powers restricted. No apocalypse, no war just endless human eternity in a TV show. Alone.”

Dean blinked and shifted a bit away from Raven and closer to Cas, because anyone who could sit there with a smile on their face and threaten two heavy-duty angels like she was talking to children was probably not someone you wanted to make enemies with.

Lucifer and Michael were staring at her like she had two heads, and Dean really couldn’t blame them. Gabriel was looking amused and Cas looked very confused either that or he was thinking of the many ways Lucifer and Michael could make her day very unhappy.

“Oh come on, it’s not like you haven’t kissed before.” Gabriel was grinning now, realising he wasn’t in any danger. “You two used to be all over each other. I can’t count the times you two started things in public.”

Michael narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth to retort but Lucifer – apparently fed up with all this and just wanted to leave – grabbed Michael and pressed his lips to his. Michael fought against him for a moment, eyes smouldering before he kissed him back, hands gripping his shoulders as he fought for dominance in the kiss. Dean choked and Sam made a spluttering sound. Cas made a low sound in his throat that was a mix between surprise and joy.

Dean turned to look at Sam who was once again watching Gabriel do something weird. He was diving behind the couch and when Dean turned back to look at the two kissing angels and knew why. Lucifer had Michael – who still looked like Adam and that made all of this weird - pinned up against the wall and there was hands trailing up shirts…

“Holy-” Dean backed up against his own chair before turning around to scramble behind it because this was not something he wanted to watch.

“Oh…Oh my God.” He heard scrambling and watched Sam dropped behind the couch where Gabriel was huddled, ears covered with his hands.

Dean blinked and lifted his head to find Cas staring wide eyed at the half naked angels before Dean realised he wasn’t moving, just staring in shock. Dean wrapped an arm around his waist and fought with his weight until Cas was behind the couch as well.

“Well, hasn’t this just been a surprising day!” Raven giggled with a slight dip in her voice. “Join us again tomorrow for a location specific, Hospital kiss!”

That was not moans he just heard coming from the other side of the couch.

The End