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Title: How To Kiss Episode Three: Three Way
Prompt: Experimental: Three Way
Medium: Fic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: BoyxBoy kissing…
Summary: “Castiel’s not kissing him either.” Dean defensively wrapped an arm around Castiel’s waist. Link to my Massive Archive of Bingos, Exchanges and BigBangs HERE

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He’d seen enough kissing to last him for a lifetime, and if it wasn’t for the devils trap he’d be out of here. Of course there had to be devils trap’s though and he vaguely wondered what he’d ever done to the trickster to piss her off. He didn’t remember anything but that didn’t mean he hadn’t. He’d been around for a while so there was a good chance he had pissed her off. Goddesses were very touchy that way.

But this, this was uncalled for. He was not ki8ssing anyone. Though he was pretty sure he didn’t have a choice. He took one last look at his fellow captives – none of which looked very happy to be there – before being pushed towards the door leading to the stage.

“Welcome back to ‘How to Kiss’ today we are doing a three way kiss, and to help us demonstrate please welcome, Crowley!”

He was pushed out of the door as cheers and wolf whistles could be heard from the invisible crowed. He sighed and walked down the isle before he could be pushed again, straightening his coat as his eyes found the four gaping contestants. He rolled his eyes as Dean spluttered, Sam opened and closed his mouth like a fish, Gabriel laughed his arse off and Castiel looked confused, like why a demon would be brought into this.

Crowley was wondering the same thing.

“I’m not kissing him.” Came Dean’s response and Crowley rolled his eyes, because it’s not like he wanted to kiss him either.

Gabriel was still laughing.

“I’ve already kissed enough demons to last myself a life time.” Sam agreed and once again Crowley found himself rolling his eyes; Sam was not his type, too young.

Gabriel was still laughing.

Crowley wanted to kiss him just to shut him up, and if what she said was true, he guess it was a very good chance he’d get too. Castiel looked lost, like he didn’t want to kiss Crowley either, but was also intrigued by the thought of kissing a demon and Crowley came to the conclusion he’d spent to much time around Dean and Gabriel who was still, yup you guessed it; laughing.

“I’m glad you find this amusing, Gabe.”

That shut him up real fast, considering the look both hunters and angel gave him.

That’s right; I still know how to play that game.

“Don’t worry boy’s this ones for Gabriel, Castiel and Crowley.” Raven smiled and lazed about on her couch, her eyes twinkling.

“Castiel’s not kissing him either.” Dean defensively wrapped an arm around Castiel’s waist.

“If you want to take his place…”

Dean looked between Crowley and Gabriel and Crowley smirked, waving his hand as if it didn’t matter. He could see the inner battle going on in the hunters eyes.

“It’s alright Dean, I will do it.” Castiel spoke up and stood up, Gabriel rolled his eyes.

“Not like we haven’t done this before.” He grinned at Crowley who shrugged a shoulder.

Crowley sunk down onto the couch, while Gabriel positioned Castiel between them. Castiel sunk back, blue eyes wide and innocent looking as he watched Crowley and Gabriel lean over him, kissing. Crowley bit Gabriel’s bottom lip as payback for the laughing and Gabriel pressed Crowley back against the couch, grinning before he was in Castiel’s lap, leaning over to kiss him as well.

Crowley watched as the angel kissed back thoughtfully and slowly, like he was scared; he probably was. Gabriel and Castiel were brothers, though angel incest wasn’t uncommon, since most angel’s mates were other angels, but it still would have been weird. Gabriel didn’t push it though, and kissed Castiel gently and tenderly, trying to reassure him before pulling back. Crowley moved a hand behind the timid angels neck and pulled him close.

His lips were dry and cracked, but not too much; it gave him some friction to move his lips against. Castiel gasped and Crowley chuckled, he had that effect on people. Being a crossroads demon meant their kisses were extra special and tended to make the kiss have that special spark. Gabriel would have been used to it, but Castiel had never kissed one before so it was new.

Crowley ended leaving the angel ruffled and looking a little lost, and Gabriel was shaking his head, a smirk on his face; Dean was glaring at them both.

“Wasn’t that, spicy. This is where we leave you today, but don’t fret. Tomorrow we will be dabbling into Hand kissing!”

Lovely.

The End