theinsaneeraser

Title: Traumatize Them
Prompt: Swimming
Medium: Fic
Rating: PG
Warnings: Traumatizing little kids?
Summary: Bobby had refused to go to the beach, so Crowley was taking him swimming; those poor, poor children. Sixth Fic in schmoop_bingo

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Bobby had refused to go to the beach, so Crowley was taking him swimming. He had tried to protest, but Crowley was having none of that. He didn’t mind it though, it was nice having someone intelligent to argue with, and Crowley was pretty okay for a demon. The fact he was sleeping with him had no effect on that statement, though he was still too worried to tell Dean and Sam; they were still getting over Ruby’s mess.

So Crowley and him got into one of his old trucks and were on their way to a public pool near by.

“You helped end the world, why can’t you have some fun?” Crowley asked, grinning.

“There’s a difference between celebratin’ and traumatizin’ children.”

Crowley pretended to examine his nails. “I don’t really see that.”

“Of course you wouldn’t.” Bobby snorted as they pulled up to the pool.

Crowley grinned and leaned over, placing a chaste kiss on his lips.

“But you love me anyways.”

“Now wait just one minuet, I ain’t said nothin’ about love.”

Crowley ignored that comment and stepped out of the tuck. Bobby grumbled and removed his own ass from the vehicle and followed the cunning demon as he was lead inside. Crowley paid for their entrance fee and then led him to the changing room. They both stripped down, Crowley making lurid comments that left Bobby pink around the ears and cheeks, and stepped into their swimming trunks.

Crowley didn’t look so bad in black, it always seemed to be black with him, swimming trunks, but Bobby was pretty sure he was going to scare people off with his red ones.

“Oh stop you’re worrying, you look strappin!”

Bobby raised an eyebrow. “Did you just say…’strappin’?”

Crowley rolled his eyes and grabbed Bobby’s wrist, leading him out of the showers and into the pool area. There wasn’t many people here, as most of the kids were still in school, but there was still toddlers and youngin’s staring at them with giggles and comments. Crowley didn’t seem to mind, and Bobby couldn’t help but laugh at his ego.

They both slipped into the deep end, Crowley making a splash while Bobby hardly disturbed the water. Bobby did a few laps while Crowley floated lazily on his back, watching the older hunter with dancing eyes that just signalled trouble. He raised an eyebrow and swam towards the demon who was staring at a pair of giggling teenagers who were most likely skipping school.

“They have been making bets on our sexuality.” Crowley grinned and Bobby stared at him.

“What are you plannin’?”

“I was just thinking, about what you said at the truck, I say we help them confirm their suspicions.”

“Crowley…” Bobby warned but before he could protest any farther Crowley was pressed up against him, kissing him in ways Bobby didn’t think was legal. He didn’t mind, in fact he quite enjoyed it.

Bobby had never been kicked out of a public pool before; but it was worth it.

The End